I have never before wanted to actually nail someones hand to a bookshelf at work and beat the shit out of them with books on child abuse. Instead we asked social services to look in on it. One of my ducklings is very shy, she’s very sweet when around other kids and their mothers, but she gets nervous and super obediant around adult males. She hugs her daddy quick like she’s afraid of what will happen if she doesn’t. I noticed that last storytime season. She would occasionally come in bruised up and when asked she stiffly said she fell playing. Today there was no mistaking it. You don’t fall and get a purple hand grip around your arm and a black eye. They had tried to cover it with makeup and the arm with long sleeves… This is florida and its warm out. She asked me to help her roll up her sleeves. I might be jumping to conclusions, but my gut has been telling me something just isn’t right, and today just solidified it and I feel sick. I spoke with my boss right after the program and we made two phonecalls. One to see about procedures and then the other.


// I did a thing…

I got totally lazy in the shading after the hair and eyes…. I have a big meeting tomorrow in the morning at work though, so I needed to finish it quickly anyways and get some sleep… I may go back in the future and add more details to his clothing, but for now… it is what it is.

Apparently, when under the effects of Nyquil, I become APHified


Dude, I love getting sick because my housemates nope the fuck out and put me in quarantine….  (basically I get kicked out of the house until I get better and so I go to my moms for however long I’m sick….)

Well, we have some epic times, me and her…. basically we sit around and watch tv, joke about how many medications the doctors put me on…. Today we went to the Doctor because I’ve been sick….

Basically I’m a human anomaly… according to the doc today I shouldn’t be up and walking around with my infection as bad as it was. My throat was all but closed up…. and I’m like…. “AMERICA BITCHESSSSS” and mom is trying to calm the doc down because despite being voiceless, my military voice survived… ((its on the other vocal chords we humans have)) and I basically bellowed “AMERICA, BITCHESSSS” Through the entire medical practice, and then went back to being a human zombie. It hurt a bit. The doc has been in the medical field for 62 years and has been thinking of retiring at 65 years in the field….  the guys is like 80 and the sweetest person on earth for real…. She reminded him that they just shot the Needle phobia woman with two shots in the ass. I death gripped their mattress to the point my fingers made holes. He was worried for me. Told us if I got any worse to take me to the ER and call him asap.

Also, we had a funny moment where in the beginning, Dr. J and Doctor L who were looking after us…. (we got both of the Doctors because mum and I were two different cases being treated in the same room, but it’s fun to watch them work….. We’ve had them before, and Dr. L thought he’d tease me. He’s asian, and quite a bit younger than ancient Dr J…. and they gave me Tylenol…. and water… in a urination sample cup…. Dr. J just sits there, shaking his head at his associates childish behavior, and I smirk and tell them Russian pee isn’t clear because it’s water, Russian water is vodka, and then I shot the pill and the water down my inflamed chute like a pro, and gagged and started crying because it hurt. Meanwhile Dr. L is dying because he is the only person who actually heard my whisper.  

Or so I think…. I think this for the next half hour as we wrap up everything and then as we’re about to leave, Dr. L gave me the pee cup with a giggle and told me that Doctor J explained the joke to me, and then told me he hadn’t caught it because my mother was being distracting…. apparently, while I was drinking out of a pee cup, she was mock photobominb me and ‘fake taking’ pictures of me  and mouthing, so going on facebook, behind me.

We get home finally and all… On comes Amazon prime video on Xbox because yay bbc. We’re going through everything british and mom sighs….

"You know why we all really left Europe and came over here right?" 

I answered back with something from a text book because my mother has never seen a single Hetalia anything except my America Bobble head and random artworks floating about between my three residences. Mixed in with other Anime and art she also knows nothing about. So I might have sprayed my Yoohoo on the wall at a few things she said….

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ATTENTION! On Friday, February 21, 2014, there are was a hoax call for a shooting at Lake Mary High School, Florida. The person got a pre-paid phone, called 911 telling that he had heard shots fired at the school, and threw the phone is the trash afterward.

At the time of the event, no one was aware it was a hoax, and it caused a school-wide panic. The school was on lock-down for well over an hour while the police evacuated the school, searching all of the students and teachers.

Both photos above are screenshots from a video taken from a helicopter, which you can view here (x).

People who were evacuated, were searched and were sent outside with their hands on their head, during this most were crying and trying to call their parents. The second photo is of cops searching the cars of parents coming to pick their kids up.

Here is a video of a set of students being evacuated by armed authorities (x).

Despite the call, there were no shots fired. But people are on edge because the call was planned. The person knew they would find out it was a hoax, so they made sure the call was untraceable. Rumors say it was the person’s test run to see how many authorities would show up and see if they could get away with it. It is expected that it might happen again and it will be no hoax.

If you live in the Central Florida area, take extra caution when going into work or school. Everyone is on edge, and this could cause other people to become violent. If you go to a school in Seminole county, or go to Lake Mary High School, be aware that something is expected to happen next week, so my best advice is to stay home.

If you do not live near the Central Florida area, please still at least re-blog this post, because it has the potential to spread the word, and save a life.

guys this is my school and if you go here, or even work/go to school in the general area, i highly advice you to stay home. there’s no confirmation on a death threat to the school but better safe than sorry. 

Signal boosy

Fucking Florida.

Big signal boost bc I have a lot of friends in CFL…

Urf….this is scary„, ;_;


((*waves saddly from just north of here* Pity this is the only one I’ve seen considering it had been happening very often down here.))

Long Time Gone Sentence Memes


  • "I thought you were dead."
  • "So what’ve you been doing since you left?"
  • "Did you even think about calling?"
  • "But I went to your funeral!"
  • "What happened to you?"
  • "I’ve thought about you every day since."
  • "So I left, what’s the big deal?"
  • "I tried to call you."
  • "Did you…


Mughal Khanjar Dagger

  • Dated: early 19th century
  • Medium: jade, steel, gilding, wood, silk
  • Measurements: overall length 39 cm

The grip of the dagger is carved of a single section of pale green jade with dark mottling, with swollen grip and flared pommel surmounted by with three fully-modeled clumps of grapes on vines. The surface is carved with lotuses and acanthus leaves. The recurved, double-edged blade has a central ridge forged of finely-patterned wootz with delicately-inlaid goldwork panels at either side of the forte. In its silk-velvet covered wooden scabbard with a gilt chape. 

Source: Copyright 2014 © iCollector


     ayo can i get some roleplayers who don’t roleplay for smut to reblog this?

            it’d be hella appreciated 

Often…. i dont rp smut hardly at all. Ive tried it, didnt like it, pushed the two of them out the door.
Wait whats going on?